Simon Sez Santa and Other Viral Holiday Sites
*For those who seeketh Simon Sez Santa spoilers, he will also: play baseball, play football, and play soccer (cute gag: note the difference in background noise with each one) I tried, and failed, to get him to cook (he will eat, though though). "Microwave" resulted in a wave. "Popcorn" and "popcorn" each yielded Santa making a finger-popping sound with his mouth. "Contact lens" also got an interesting response. Santa will use a computer, dance, jog, exercise, kiss (sort of), box, read, make a phone call, sleep, sing, rap, pet or (yegods) ride Rudolph. Also try "fire", "fly", "swim", and, if you must, "strip".