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Sunday, December 31, 2006

Two Takes on Love Like Semtex

Whilst quickly rifling through some CDs on a minor quest the other day, I spotted a familiar song title (it was one of my favorite earworms of the year) on an older disc. I had really liked the album, Rialto's self-titled debut, released in 1998, but didn't remember their song, "Love Like Semtex" when Infadels later used the same title. The songs are very different.

Rialto is no longer together, but their lead singer Louis Eliot has released a solo EP and album. Streaming audio samples are available at his website.

The two versions of "Love Like Semtex":

Rialto - Love Like Semtex (from Rialto)

The video of Infadels' version:



Have a Happy and Safe New Year!

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Blur Reuniting



Graham Coxon is reportedly set to rejoin his former bandmates to record what will "probably" be the last Blur album.

A source told The Sun once Damon Albarn's tour with The Good The Bad And The Queen ends in February, Blur will head into the studio.

The mysterious source of this information left the window open for the group's future, should things go well in the studio, noting that it will be "one step at a time" and only that the reunion "may not be a long-term project".

What cleared the way for the reunion, they said, was Coxon's "realization" that the rest of Blur have "grown up" (i.e. "sobered up", or at least that getting "smashed every night" is no longer their lifestyle; it's left unclear from the article.)

While Coxon has enjoyed a successful solo career since leaving the group in 2002, questions and rumors of a reunion have swirled around him nonetheless.

Coxon was dismissive of such rumors nearly a year ago, calling the group "very much a boyish thing." He said, "I'm over it... It was 10 years ago that Blur were at their height so I'm quite a different person now."

However, he also said he and Albarn weren't talking to each-other. In early November, Blur's Alex James said it was "looking hopeful" that Coxon would return to the band. He told a Gigwise reporter, "we're all friends now."

Later that month Coxon echoed those words, while acknowledging that he was closer to James. He said James was the only member of Blur he'd spoken to recently, and said, "Alex will always be my friend. I guess they all will be in some way, but it's somewhat strange."

At that time, he hadn't "been approached" about a reunion, but sounded considerably more open to the idea. "I guess I still mull around and think about it every now and then."

Is the difference between "no" and "mulling" Alex James? He may be a peacemaker.

Albarn recently announced that he now "get[s] on famously" with his Battle Of Britpop rival Liam Gallagher.

However, he said he doesn't talk to Noel Gallagher, explaining, "Britpop would be over and heaven forbid that we'd ever admit we'd all grown up! Britpop still reigns supreme over Britain as a musical force and will do until Blur and Oasis split."

A-ha! If he doesn't want to admit he's grown up, perhaps Albarn is The Sun's source, cleverly saying the group has "grown up", something no one would think he would say! (Or maybe he was kidding and it sheds no light on who the source may be.) Either way, his not wanting Blur to break up hopefully bodes well for the longterm prospects of the group.

Intriguingly, the stage might be set for another Britpop battle, with Oasis planning their next studio album for 2008.

Blur - Tender (Live Wembley Arena) (from Best of Blur)

"Parklife" video:

Friday, December 29, 2006

Things We Learned This Year

Via Slashdot, a list of 100 things we didn't know this year from the BBC. Each item is linked to an article with more information.

Some of what we learned this year:

- 200 million blogs aren't being updated. A whole lot of people started blogs and quit. Daryl Plummer, a technology analyst said, "Everyone thinks they have something to say, until they're put on stage and asked to say it." I would suggest that's fairly judgmental and overbroad, and there may be many other reasons, but I'm not a technology analyst so, moving on... edited to acknowledge that I do often analyze technology, and therefore am a technology analyst, I just don't have that nifty title. Therefore I have retained my amateur status, which might prove handy should the analysis of technological information become an Olympic sport. More importantly at the moment, I think I have the authority to say: Plummer's statement seems judgmental and overbroad.

- In ancient Rome, prostitutes charged the equivalent of eight glasses of red wine.

- In Brazil, alcohol is used to fuel 2 million cars and trucks.

- "Time" is "the most common noun in the English language". (Take that, O.K.!)

- Plants can be grown from seeds that are over 200 years old.

- The egg came before the chicken.

Can scarcely wait to discover what burning questions are settled in 2007 (until someone announces the previously-announced answers were wrong).

Delays - Given Time (available on You See Colours)

Lightning Seeds - Ready Or Not (available on Dizzy Heights)

Thursday, December 28, 2006

New Year's Playlist

An early New Year's playlist....

Cousteau - Last Good Day of the Year (available on Cousteau)

The Knife - New Year's Eve (available on the Hannah med H soundtrack)

Thievery Corporation - Resolution (available on Richest Man in Babylon)

Sarah Harmer - Tether (available on All Of Our Names)

Suede - Everything Will Flow (available on Singles)

Suzanne Vega - Predictions (available on Days of Open Hand)

Mull Historical Society - Live Like The Automatics (available on Us)

Cursive - Break In The New Year (available on The Storms Of Early Summer)

Camera Obscura - Happy New Year (available on Biggest Bluest Hi-Fi)

The Mull Historical Society song ("Fighting the world alone, battling mobile phones") was inspired by a recent whirlwind of disturbing news, such as the prospect of food from cloned animals soon reaching people, and the idea to radio-tag people's clothes to send them ads. Does one surrender to such things, and live like the automatics or fight society?

The mix also needed another upbeat song, and it's fun to boot...

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Bryan Ferry Announces Dylanesque Album, Tour



Bryan Ferry has a fever, and the only cure is more Dylan! Ferry's fondness for covers is longstanding, and he's already released several Bob Dylan songs (including "A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall", "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right", "It Ain't Me Babe", and "It's All Over Now Baby Blue").

He's now announced the March 5th release of a new solo album. He omitted the title, but Amazon reveals it: Dylanesque.

Better still, Roxyrama has a tentative, unconfirmed tracklisting. It includes "The Times They Are A-Changin'", "Positively 4th Street", "Baby, Let Me Follow You Down", and "All Along The Watchtower". Changes are to be expected; they note that Ferry changed the listing of his last two albums shortly before release. It looks promising, though.

Bryan Ferry's Tour Dates:

March:

1 Carlisle - Sands Centre
3 Dundee - Caird Hall
4 Glasgow - Clyde Auditorium
5 Edinburgh - Playhouse
7 Gateshead - Sage Theatre
8 Birmingham - Symphony Hall
10 Manchester - Bridgewater Hall
11 Sheffield - City Hall
13 Nottingham - Royal Centre
14 London - Royal Albert Hall
16 Bristol - Colston Hall
17 Cardiff - St. David's Hall
19 Ipswich - Regent Theatre
20 Brighton - Dome
22 Harrogate - International Centre
23 Liverpool - Philharmonic Centre
24 Dublin - Vicar Street

April:

6 - Bournemouth - Bournemouth International Centre
7 - Cambridge - Cambridge Corn Exchange
9 - Plymouth, Devon - Plymouth Pavillion
10 - Oxford - New Theatre Oxford
12 - Preston - Preston Guildhall

Note: The Dublin concert and April dates are listed on Ticketmaster, but not yet on Ferry's website.

He's also scheduled to take part in the July 1 tribute concert for the Princess of Wales. Tickets naturally sold out quite quickly (although organizers say they "expect more tickets to be released in 2007" and to continue to check their website's home and ticket pages). The event will still be accessible to most people via a live broadcast on BBC1, BBC Radio 2, and the Internet.

Bryan Ferry - Answer Me (available on Taxi) This cover was first written in German and Bob Dylan has sung it in concert. But not the German version. Probably.

Bryan Ferry - A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall (available on More Than This: The Best of Bryan Ferry & Roxy Music)

There are a couple of early 70s Ferry performances of this song on YouTube. In this 1973 performance, images of war are interspersed with shots of Ferry and his trio of novelty-sunglass-clad backup singers. Those three are unlikely to show up on the new tour.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

The Top Words and Catchphrases of 2006

The Global Language Monitor has listed the top ten words of 2006, with sustainable out on top. The Monitor notes that the "term has moved into the mainstream." It's true that while it's still often used in an environmental context, it's also now used to describe everything from job growth to parent/child relationships.

Their #2 choice seems odd, though. Infonaut? "Those who blithely travel along the 'infobahn'", according to The Monitor, are infonauts. This is labeled as commentary, not a definition, which leaves an open question: is someone an infonaut if they travel along the infobahn with a total absence of blitheness? Also, who are the people using that term and could they please stop? Does it make them feel like astronauts? It shouldn't. Fortunately, I've very rarely encountered this faux-word.

The top catchphrase, on the other hand, was nearly-unavoidable in 2006. It's "stay the course". On its heels: "If I did it". That's a catchphrase? Then again, an emoticon is in third place, specifically #-), the wasted emoticon. War, vicious double-murder, and being wasted -- what an awesome timecapsule. Others in the top 10: Global Warming, Keeping Parents Clueless, Brokeback Mountain, and "You're going to Hollywood!" Absent: "At the end of the day", which people seem to say a lot more often than "You're going to Hollywood!"

=^..^=, the cat emoticon only made it to seventh place on the list of top Global YouthSpeak words. Yoof Speak, "a Pan Asian term for YouthSpeak" is allegedly the most popular word among the kids. I like to think I know how to talk to the kids. While I immediately recognized that cat as not only a cat, but as a popular cat emoticon, I don't recall ever hearing or seeing a kid of any age using the expression "Yoof Speak." I suspect some sort of ballot-box stuffing may have occurred in an attempt to popularize the phrase in connection with a business enterprise. However, it's possible the expression is used more often in Asian countries, where I rarely "rap" with kids.

Darfur was the top name this year, and in a repeat victory, O.K. was the most-spoken word on the planet. If someone wanted to try to popularize some other word to try to overtake O.K., "yeah" might have the best shot.

2005's top two words were refugee and tsunami, and the top "phrases" (they didn't call them catchphrases then) were "out of the mainstream" and "bird flu"/"avian flu".

Top ten word and catchphrase lists below - commentary on each entry and several other lists at The Global Language Monitor.

The Top Ten Words of 2006:

1. Sustainable
2. Infonaut
3. Hiki Komori
4. Planemo
5. Netroots
6. Londonistan
7. Brokeback (Mountain)
8. Ethanol
9. Corruption
10. Chinese (adj.)

The Top Catchphrases for 2006:

1. Stay the Course
2. If I Did it
3. # - )
4. Airline Pulp
5. Serial Texter
6. Global Warming
7. Keeping Parents Clueless
8. Brokeback Mountain
9. Come and Get it Fast
10. "You're going to Hollywood!"

Blancmange - I've Seen the Word (available on Platinum Collection)

Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas

Hope everyone who celebrates the day is having a very Merry Christmas!

Tori Amos - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (from Kevin & Bean's Last Christmas)

The Nylons - O Holy Night (from Harmony: The Christmas Songs)

Sunday, December 24, 2006

My Favorite Earworms Of 2006

1. Keane - "Is It Any Wonder?"

2. Placebo - "Drag"

3. Infadels - "Love Like Semtex"

4. Depeche Mode - "Martyr"

5. Peter, Bjorn And John (feat. Victoria Bergsman) - "Young Folks"

6. Hot Chip - "Over and Over"

7. Junkie XL (with vocals by Nathan Mader) - "Today"

8. The Pipettes - "Pull Shapes"

9. Teddybears (feat. Neneh Cherry) - "Yours to Keep"

10. Mogwai - "Friend of the Night"

11. Solo - "Come Back To Me" (available on Solopeople)

12. Belle And Sebastian - "Sukie in the Graveyard"

13. Beck - "Think I'm In Love"

14. Morrissey - "To Me You Are a Work of Art"

15. The Feeling - "Anyone"

16. The Upper Room - "Black and White"

17. The Kooks - "She Moves In Her Own Way"

18. Albert Hammond Jr. - "Scared"

19. Sloan - "Can't You Figure It Out?"

20. Sean Lennon - "Parachute"

21. Bitter:Sweet - "Dirty Laundry"

22. The Raconteurs - "Steady, As She Goes"

23. Margot & the Nuclear So and So's - "Skeleton Key"

24. Camera Obscura - "Lloyd, I'm Ready to Be Heartbroken"

25. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Cheated Hearts"

26. Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs - "Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere"

27. The Young Knives - "Loughborough Suicide" (available on Voices of Animals and Men)

28. The Tragically Hip - "In View"

29. Gnarls Barkley - "Crazy" (but of course)

30.

Yes, you. If Time can name everyone as person of the year, well then... we... should all... mock them*. Scratch the "you" entry for #30; it goes to a song.

30. Cat Power - "Lived in Bars"

*As Jon Stewart did:



A couple notes about the list:

- It was made with a bias against the artists on my list of favorite albums of the year, but a couple sneaked on anyway.

- The Wikipedia definition of earworm is "a song stuck in one's head, particularly an annoying one", but I use the word in a purely positive, affectionate way.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

My Top 10 Favorite Albums Of 2006

In alphabetical order, with traditional and convenient 1-10 numbering.



1. Adem - Love And Other Planets


Galactic tectonic shifts
In my chest
And behind my eyes
And yet the smallest vibration
Like the touch of your pen
Makes my hair makes my hair stand on end

- "Spirals"


A gentle, touching collection of songs devised around our connections to each-other and to objects in space. The album isn't all love-and-tenderness, but it still may make a very lovely soundtrack for a picnic with a sweetie, preferably under a starry sky. "Spirals" is the standout track; I've refrained from quoting it in its entirety although the lyrics merit it.

Adem - Spirals



2. The Album Leaf - Into the Blue Again

Shimmering, beautiful ambient-pop. Play it as background sound and you may be surprised how often a moment, or song, catches your ear.

* video for "Always for You"



3. Band of Horses - Everything All The Time

One of the pleasures of this hazy, swirling rock debut was the arrival of a group with the apparent potential to deliver several more impressive discs. The subsequent announcement that group's co-founder Mat Brooke has left causes some concern on that front. Regardless of the group's future, Everything All The Time stands as an extremely accomplished album.



4. Delays - You See Colours

Supremely catchy alt-pop fun. I first heard a couple of Delays songs last month and wondered whether "those are the good ones", but there were many more where that came from. I also hesitated to put the album on this list, wondering whether in time its sweet pop sound would wear thin.



5. Infadels - We Are Not The Infadels

Somewhat uneven album of dance music, heavy on the synth. Includes several wildly catchy songs, and a few more pretty catchy ones. They all sound as good now as they did on the first listen, and probably will sound as good in another year.



6. Lloyd Cole - Antidepressant

Immensely enjoyable, well-crafted album. An obvious choice for a year-end favorite, and it makes excellent driving music. I don't like "New York City Sunshine"; the rest of it is top-notch.



7. The Long Blondes - Someone To Drive You Home

Alt-rock lessons in love, with a spoonful of 80s-new-wave to make them go down easier. In "Once And Never Again", singer Kate Jackson tells a 19 year-old she "doesn't need a boyfriend" and offers to show her "the ropes". Some songs detail relationship miseries and mistakes ("don't do a don't"), others offer empowering messages ("do do a do").

The Long Blondes - Swallow Tattoo



8. Pet Shop Boys - Fundamental

Gained a lot of attention for how political it is. Fortunately, the album doesn't feel preachy. "Indefinite Leave To Remain" is as political as all-get-out or not at all; that's up to the listener. It works "simply" as a beautiful love song. I appreciate that their political songs aren't just about A Message. They can also be appreciated on some other level, like as a love song, or a dance song. Both the quality and the variety on the album are quite impressive - the Boys are equally comfortable with fast-paced synthpop dance songs and slow, soft songs. I admire the pace, scope, and poignancy of the album.

* video for "Numb"



9. Placebo - Meds

An instant, infectious favorite, despite the band's refusal thus far to release my favorite track ("Drag") as a single.

Video for Infra-red:





10. The Sounds - Dying to Say This to You

One of those bands that's pretending to be Swedish because it's trendy this century or something like that. The Sounds excel at synth-laden pop-rock although when they go slow ("Night After Night"), they do kind of sound like they're dying. Fortunately, every other track (including a "hidden" sped-up version of "Night After Night") opts to rock. So they're the "Speed" bus of Swedish dance music. That one track aside, it's a wonderful album.

The Sounds - Much Too Long

Friday, December 22, 2006

Kate Bush Christmas Special

Via Saturday's Guardian (it's from the future!), videos from a 1979 Kate Bush Christmas special (but it's really from the past!).

As the program opens, Bush is clad in red satin pajamas. She sings as she moves around on an armchair in a manner that doesn't immediately bring the word "Christmas" to mind. She later duets with Peter Gabriel on a very non-merry "Another Day" as they sit across a pretend breakfast table, faking misery. A "painting" on the wall between them projects images of each of them in turn, Gabriel with his head in his hands, etc. It's an intriguing choice for a holiday special!

In the second clip, Bush sings "Violin" in between two people, each dressed as a giant violin, and... well, you begin to get the idea.

I wonder why cool alt-music people rarely have Christmas specials these days.

Part one:



Part two (with "Violin", "Symphony in Blue", and "The Ran Tan Waltz"):



The kind You Tube user who posted these clips says she hopes to post more from the special soon. Yes, there's more.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

New Aqualung Album Out In March/Year-End Lists Out Before Then

Aqualung's next album, Memory Man, will arrive Stateside March 6, preceded by the first single, "Pressure Suit", "which will be hitting the airwaves in America very soon," according to Matt Hales.

The Blue Nile's Paul Buchanan added guest vocals to "Garden Of Love". Two tracks were written by brothers Matt and Ben Hales with Matt's wife, Kim Oliver. Three others were written by Matt and Kim, and one was written by Matt and Ben. The brothers also produced the album together, along with Dan Swift. Expect such instruments as piano, "broken synthesizer", glockenspiel, harmonium, guitar, bass, vocoder, and ghosts. Yes, ghosts. You know, ghosts. Guitar, drums, bass, triangle, melodica, ghosts.

Aqualung's making-the-new-album weblog includes two songcasts. One is about "Cinderella", the first travk on the forthcoming album. The other is about "Human Shield", a track that isn't on the album (but perhaps will be a B-side). It was written after the birth of Matt's son, Kofi, and Matt describes it as "In some ways, the most explicit post-Kofi song." He used "less common sounds" as the song marked "the first time" he tried to "not really rely on the piano". He calls it Pet Sounds-y".

Memory Man Track Listing:

Cinderella
Pressure Suit
Something To Believe In
Glimmer
Vapour Trail
Rolls So Deep
The Lake
Black Hole
Outside
Garden Of Love
Broken Bones

On another note, I will contribute to the year-end-list madness (before the year is out, even!). The number of lists may not rival xolondon's listapalooza, but there will at least be a list of favorite albums and favorite earworms.

This song isn't on either of those lists but it's good. As another chock-full-of-advice song, is the tune just a lo-fi variant of "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)"? If so, maybe every generation needs one. Unfortunately, while I like the song, I'm less fond of the album.

Simple Kid - Self-Help Book (available on SK2)

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Coldplay Don Victorian Garb, Dance For Christmas Message/Peter, Bjorn, And John/Kweller/Gomez

Coldplay wear Victorian outfits (they warn that "fancy dress and fake facial are involved") for a new online Christmas message in which they dance enthusiastically to a synth-heavy mix of their songs. The guys also play along (or at least to pretend to) in a performance segment.

"The Coldplay Christmas Party" took place in December 1906, in Olde London Town, and ends with Chris Martin predicting "railways will be big in the future."

Cute.

In other news...

Peter, Bjorn and John are headed to New York for two shows in January at the Mercury Lounge. Their concerts are January 29 and 30, at 10:00 both nights. Tickets are $15, and they're on sale now.

Ben Kweller and Gomez have announced a co-headlining tour, which begins February 15th in Seattle. Kweller will open; both he and Gomez will play full sets. However, Kweller isn't performing on all the dates. Kweller has also announced a pair of April shows in Japan.

Peter, Bjorn And John - Objects of My Affection (available on Writer's Block) *edited to note that the Peter, Bjorn and John track name has been fixed*

Gomez - Meet Me In the City (available on Split The Difference)

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Garbage Among Headliners At January Benefit Concert

Garbage, Victoria Williams, The Martinis (with Joey Santigo and David Lovering of the Pixies), Freedy Johnston, and Bonnie Raitt are among those scheduled to perform at a Jan. 31 semi-acoustic benefit show in Glendale, CA at the Alex Theatre. Musicians Banding Together to Fight Cancer will raise funds for Wally "Llama" Ingram, who has throat and neck cancer.

Tickets officially go on sale in January, but are available now from the Alex Theatre Box Office by using the code LLAMA, supplied by Garbage. Ticket prices are $65 (for balcony seats) and $85 (for terrace or orchestra seats). Via the Guacamole Fund, $150 "Silver Circle preferred seating" and $250 "Gold Circle preferred seating" is also available. With Gold Circle seating, there's also a backstage reception with the artists.

Garbage - Confidence (from the "Breaking Up The Girl" single)

Monday, December 18, 2006

Pop Culture Press Issue 63/CD



On the cover of the latest Pop Culture Press: Sufjan Stevens, all decked out in stars and stripes... which doesn't mean Stevens has much to say about the state albums project. In his interview, he has exactly this much to say about it: "No, I don't like to talk about that."

The magazine also includes interviews with Tom Verlaine (focussed on discussing each of his solo albums), Lemonhead Evan Dando, Mountain Goat John Darnielle, Dave Alvin, Lee Renaldo of Sonic Youth, Chris Knight, The Tyde, The Handsome Family, Eleventh Dream Day, Cheap Trick's Rick Nielsen, Walter Martin of The Walkmen, The Ark's Ola Salo, Voxtrot's Ramesh Srivastav, and Steve Versaw of The M's.

The Pop Culture Press disc this time out has 22 tracks from The Walkmen, Nat Baldwin, The Loud Family and Anton Barbeau, Pernice Brothers, and The Lemonheads, among others.

Pop Culture Press CD Sampler 25 Track Listing:

1. Jay Bennett - Replace You
2. The Tickets - Our Two Hearts
3. Pernice Brothers - Somerville
4. Semion - Transmission
5. The Lemonheads - No Backbone

6. The Loud Family and Anton Barbeau - Mavis of Maybelline Towers (available on What If It Works?) Catchy, eccentric alterna-pop.

7. Jeffrey Dean Foster - The Summer of the Son of Sam

8. The Walkmen (Mazarin cover, available on A Hundred Miles Off) "I walk outside and try to see you right in front of me/Silhouette of something sweet and so bright/I don't know what to offer you when I'm only broke and lonely/And another one goes, and another one goes by" Beautifully sung, beautifully played.

9. The Shimmers - The Letter
10. The Trolleyvox - I Am Annabelle
11. Smash Palace - My New Sensation
12. The Tyde - Brock Landers
13. The Kickbacks - Lazy Eye
14. The Successful Failures - Time To Sell
15. The World Record - Gtrs4ever

16. The Sails - See Myself (available on The Sails) At 1:44, there's enough time in this pop tune to establish that this chick is "putting on another act for the boys" and "everyone knows what she's doing", and that he wants "you", but not enough time to figure out whether it really is an act or whether everyone really does agree with him. "You" and "she" are probably the same person, but one can't be completely sure, can I?

17. Mike Therieau - I'm Sorry
18. Nervous Exits - It's A Flash

19. Nat Baldwin - Wake Up It's Time to Rise (available on Lights Out) Different and really good. Baldwin's voice is distinctive (although the quavers might bring Thom Yorke to mind, their voices don't sound that much alike). He plays double bass as well as singing, no mean feat, particularly given the interplay between the instrument and his vocals in this song.

20. My Brightest Diamond - Disappear
21. Ultraset - 10 Minutes at a Time
22. Needle - Black Holes

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Belated Mini Gift Guide

Alright, so my shiny, comprehensive, amazing gift guide didn't quite come together as planned. The thing is, I'm pretty sure there's bound to be a Chia shortage at this late date, and some of your loved ones probably deserve something cool.



The Avenging Unicorn Play Set ($11.95, shakespearesden.com)

The set comes with a unicorn, four types of "magical" horns, and three figures to impale: a "new age woman" (ironically enough), a "businessman", and a mime. Most people seem to have a few desk toys; why not add to someone's collection? Anti-mime humor at least will always be timely. And unicorn humor, why that, uh...

So apparently unicorns have a code and this is it:

The Unicorn Code

1. Unicorns never lie.
2. Unicorns always lend a helping hand.
3. Unicorns are loyal.
4. Unicorns can keep a secret.
5. Unicorns don't use drugs.

Nothing in there about not impaling people, whew!

December 18th - 1:00 PM is shakespearesden's deadline for orders being shipped to residential addresses using ground shipping.

December 19th - 1 PM PST is the deadline to place an order using Fed EX 3 Day Select.
December 20th - 10 AM PST is the deadline to place an order by US Priority Mail.

There are other assorted shipping deadlines.

And if you've been looking for an Edgar Allan Poe nodder, to no avail, your search can end today.



Sad Ghost Salt and Pepper Shakers ($50, Cerealart.com)

I find these salt and pepper shakers, by Marcel Dzama, impossibly cute. Dzama's Sad Ghost Lamp ($100) is quite cute too.



Cerealart also carries a rather lovely limited-edition jewelry box by Kirsten Hassenfeld that plays the Velvet Underground's "I'm Sticking With You" when you open the lid. Plus, a swan glides around a lotus flower. No sad ghosts, though, and it'll set you back $400.

Shipping deadlines for Cerealart items:

December 19th noon EST - UPS 3 Day select
December 20th noon EST - UPS 2nd Day Air
December 21st noon EST - UPS Next Day Air

Disclaimer: Found these items on my own looking for weird things and cool items related to design, respectively. I wasn't contacted by either company and haven't been given anything by them. I don't know the artists, or anyone at either company, for that matter, unless, I suppose, I knew them briefly a long time ago, like I went to school with someone who works at one of the places I mentioned. That's possible, but, c'mon, I don't remember everyone I went to school with, so it's impossible to rule out that sort of connection. If it's that weak, can I really be said to "know" them? I think not! Be fair. You're still just cranky about this so-called gift guide arriving late, and not exactly being chock-full of gift ideas. Well maybe you shouldn't have put all your eggs in one basket in waiting for my ideas before starting your shopping, hmm? Aw, let's not fight. Have some music.

And you know you'll just do most of your shopping at the last minute anyway.

Father Guido Sarducci - Santa's Lament (available on Holidays In Dementia)

Eisley - The Winter Song (available on Marvelous Things)

Bert & Ernie - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (available on A Sesame Street Christmas)

June Christy - The Merriest (available on Christmas With A Kick)

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Mojo CD: In My Room - Tribute To Brian Wilson



The January issue of Mojo includes a CD honoring Brian Wilson's music. Here's a few tracks from it and a bit about them:

Mojo Presents In My Room - A Tribute To The Genius Of Brian Wilson Track Listing:

1. The Who - Barbara Ann
2. The Beach Boys - Hang On To Your Ego
3. Curt Boettcher - It's A Sad World
4. The High Llamas - Leaf And Lime
5. The Superimposers - Would It Be Impossible (listed as "Possible" by Mojo. Good track, the typo's a bummer.)

6. Steve Almaas & Ali Smith - The Lonely Sea (Beach Boys cover, available on You Showed Me) Mojo: "adds a brooding sense of dark romance to the original." This is very evocative. It sounds very much like a certain kind of 60s song... and then when she starts the spoken interlude - "This pain in my heart/These tears in my eyes" - Awesome... (Smith chimes in with backing vocals toward the end, possibly to justify putting his name first in the credit. He also strums a mean guitar, which is much more important to the song's sound.)

7. Jan & Dean - Like A Summer Rain
8. Epicycle - Wake The World
9. Doleful Lions - H.E.L.P. Is On The Way (exclusive to Mojo)

10. The Apples In Stereo - Submarine Dream (available on The Discovery of a World Inside the Moone) Mojo thinks the tune and the band in general have a "seductive Wilsonesque pop suss." The mixture of sounds added to the languid vocals works well - like fuzzy guitars, "hey-la, hey-la"s, and an occasional twinkling of bells.

11. The Mockers - God Only Knows (Beach Boys cover, according to Mojo, available on The Lonesome Death Of Electric Campfire. Actually only available on the Japanese 2 CD edition) The Mockers' liner notes for both discs are on their website, with info about this "power pop" version, sung by their drummer Nelson Bragg. This is a cheerful, upbeat take on the song. It's sweet too, but it's refreshing to hear something different done with "God Only Knows". (Different and good, that is) And, hey, it makes sense that being in love might lead one to feeling gleeful.

12. Elf Power - All The World Is Waiting (available on Back To The Web) Mojo calls Elf Power "the architects of kaleidoscopic glam-pop, as evidenced on this track which comes on like a long lost glam-surf collaboration between The Sweet and 20/20-era Beach Boys." Not to mention the lyrics are quite good and it's infectious, with bonus points for using handclaps.

13. Mark Wirtz - I Can Hear Music
14. The Langley Schools Project - In My Room
15. The Barracudas - His Last Summer

Friday, December 15, 2006

Mojo's 50 Best Albums Of 2006



The January issue of Mojo has loads of year-end lists. They whipped themselves into such a list-making frenzy that they also made a list of the 50 Greatest Dylan Albums. Each one is reviewed and rated. And like most people, you've probably been wondering what the top 10 Canadian singles were in the first week of January 1976. You need only turn to Mojo. Yes, I'm worried about them too.

The form for the reader's poll is in this issue because, I suppose, they can't stop making lists. Sending your answers by January 1st gives you a chance to win the 50 best albums.

Mojo's 50 Best Albums Of 2006

1. The Raconteurs - Broken Boy Soldiers
2. Bob Dylan - Modern Times
3. Arctic Monkeys - Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
4. Bruce Springsteen - We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions
5. Archie Bronson Outfit - Derdang, Derdang
6. Vetiver - To Find Me Gone
7. Amy Winehouse - Back To Black
8. James Hunter - People Gonna Talk
9. Midlake - The Trials Of Van Occupanther
10. Cat Power - The Greatest
11. Morrissey - Ringleader Of The Tormentors
12. Sonic Youth - Rather Ripped
13. Johnny Cash - American V: A Hundred Highways
14. Scritti Politti - White Bread Black Beer (Standout Track: The Boom Boom Bap)
15. The Young Knives - Voices Of Animals And Men (Standout Track: Loughborough Suicide)
16. De Rosa - Mend
17. The Who - Endless Wire
18. David Gilmour - On An Island
19. The Beatles - Love
20. Joanna Newsom - Ys
21. Broken Social Scene - Broken Social Scene
22. Espers - Espers II
23. Bert Jansch - The Black Swan
24. Kelley Stoltz - Bellow The Branches
25. Belle And Sebastian - The Life Pursuit
26. Brightback Morning Light - Brightback Morning Light
27. New York Dolls - One Day it Will Please Us To Remember Even This
28. Isobel Campbell & Mark Lanegan- Ballad Of The Broken Seas
29. Comets On Fire - Avatar
30. Lupe Fiasco - Food & Liquor
31. Graham Coxon - Love Travels At Illegal Speeds
32. Fionn Regan - The End Of History
33. Elton John - The Captain And The Kid
34. Bonnie 'Prince' Billy - The Letting Go
35. Jerry Lee Lewis - Last Man Standing
36. Lindsey Buckingham - Under The Skin
37. The Zutons - Tired Of Hanging Around
38. J Dilla - Donuts
39. Guillemots - Through The Windowpane
40. Thom Yorke - Eraser
41. TV On The Radio - Return To Cookie Mountain
42. Madeleine Peyroux - Half The Perfect World
43. Kasabian - Empire
44. Ali Farka Touré - Savane
45. Corinne Bailey Rae - Corinne Bailey Rae
46. Simple Kid - Simple Kid 2
47. The Flaming Lips - At War With The Mystics
48. Sparks - Hello Young Lovers
49. Lily Allen - Alright, Still...
50. Amp Fiddler - Afro Strut

Band Of The Year: The Raconteurs

DVD Of The Year: The Devil And Daniel Johnston

Track of the Year: Gnarls Barkley - "Crazy"

Woman Of The Year: Amy Winehouse

Trend Of The Year: YouTube

Along with the Top 50 Albums, Mojo compiled Top 10 lists for World, Reggae Reissues, Americana, Folk, Soundtracks, Urban, Blues, Jazz, and Underground, and a Top 20 list for Reissues.

Mojo also asked a bunch of people to name the best thing they heard this year.

Lindsey Buckingham says, "I love The Eraser by Thom Yorke. I don't listen to a lot of new music when I'm making a record. I'm working in a very limited world. But Thom Yorke is always doing something new and inspiring. For me, over the past few years, listening to Radiohead has really helped keep my belief system going."

That's rather cool. Timely too, given the remixes of "The Clock" and "Analyse" that Thom Yorke posted just the other day at theeraser.net (click on the buildings to download them).

Robert Plant names Bob Dylan's Modern Times. Jack White picks "Crazy" and calls it "the greatest song of the year."

Along with all the year-end coverage (which is nifty, though I can't say I agree with the Top 50 Albums list) and the Dylan reviews, this issue includes interviews with Arcade Fire and Robert Plant and a look at the recording of The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds. The CD is a tribute to Brian Wilson... will post tracks from it tomorrow.

Oh, okay, for the week of January 3rd, 1976, the top Canadian single was "Saturday Night" by Bay City Rollers. "Fox On The Run" by The Sweet was #2.

Lastly, Happy Hanukkah. I hope the holiday is filled with warmth and love.

Kenny G - The Chanukah Song (available on The Greatest Holiday Classics)

Stylus Magazine's Top Singles Of 2006

Stylus Magazine has posted its annual Top 50 Singles of 2006 list.

Their top 10:

1. Gnarls Barkley - "Crazy"
2. T.I. - "What You Know"
3. Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland - "Promiscuous Girl"
4. The Pipettes - "Pull Shapes"
5. Delays - "Valentine"
6. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. - "My Love"
7. Marit Larsen - "Don't Save Me"
8. Beyonce - "Irreplaceable"
9. The Research - "Lonely Hearts Still Beat the Same"
10. Bertine Zetlitz - "Midnight"

I like 40% of the top 10 if you count the song I liked for awhile but am tired of now (no, not Delays!)

Their other choices include a lot more songs I like than a list-of-50 usually contains, so I'm down with it. Some of those are: Guillemots' "Made Up Love Song #43", Peter, Bjorn and John's "Young Folks", Hot Chip's "Over and Over" and "Boy From School", and Teddybears feat. Mad Cobra "Cobrastyle". Check it out; it's a good read, and as they are wont to do, they include YouTube links.

The video for Momus' "Nervous Heartbeat" (another good one on the list):

Thursday, December 14, 2006

10 Best and Worst Beatles Covers

Uncut gives its take on the best and worst Beatles covers in the latest issue.

While their pick for the worst, Robin Williams & Bobby McFerrin's "Come Together" is truly bad, Natalie Cole's "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" is jaw-droppingly hideous. It's truly remarkable, and earned that #1 spot well before Cole started rambling on with the self-indulgent, odd "She ain't wearin' rubies" nonsense, which she probably thought was genius.

The 10 Worst Beatles Covers:

1. Robin Williams & Bobby McFerrin - "Come Together" (available on George Martin - In My Life)
2. Natalie Cole - "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" (Live) (available on Greatest Hits - Volume 1) Uncut: "If just for the ad-libbed shouty coda, "She ain't wearin' rubies, she ain't wearin' emeralds - they're diamonds!".
3. Phil Collins - "Tomorrow Never Knows"
4. Will Young & Gareth Gates - "The Long And Winding Road"
5. The Anti-Nowhere League - "Nowhere Man"
6. Bing Crosby - "Hey Jude"
7. Suggs - "I'm Only Sleeping"
8. Mötley Crüe - "Helter Skelter"
9. Tiffany - "I Saw Him Standing There"
10. Hootie & The Blowfish - "The Ballad Of John & Yoko"

The 10 Best Beatles Covers:

1. Stevie Wonder - "We Can Work It Out"
2. Bryan Ferry - "She's Leaving Home"
3. Del Shannon - "From Me To You" (available on Runaway - The Very Best of Del Shannon). Shannon's cover was released before the original.
4. The Fall - "A Day In The Life"
5. Frank Sinatra - "Something"
6. Scritti Politti Feat. Shabba Ranks - "She's A Woman"
7. Earth, Wind & Fire - "Got To Get You Into My Life"
8. Joe Cocker - "She Came In Through The Bathroom Window"
9. Emmylou Harris - "Here, There And Everywhere"
10. Peter Sellers - "A Hard Day's Night" (available on Legends of the 20th Century) Uncut: "Take the signature tune from the first great pop movie, dress yourself up like Richard III, and deliver the lyric in the style of a Shakespearean soliloquy. Obvious, really."

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Uncut CD: Comets, Ghosts and Sunburned Hands



The cover story of the December 2006 issue of Uncut is a relatively thin piece about The Beatles in which "famous fans pick their favourite!" Naturally, Liam and Noel Gallagher participate, each choosing the same Beatle. Perhaps each brother (or bandmate) counts as half a person, because there are only three other "famous fans" (Dave Grohl, Johnny Marr, and Brian Wilson), one for each of the other Beatles. There's also a list of 10 reasons "we love" each Beatle, and there's a bit of Beatles content elsewhere in the issue...

The mag also includes interviews with Comets On Fire, Ron Wood, and Richard Ashcroft (the latter peppered with a few questions from "stars") and lots more, but back to that later.

The free CD this month has a rather lengthy title and a "modern psychedelic" theme. A couple of the tracks are from albums that won't be out until next year, which is really modern. They're from a whole different year. They're from the future! Trippy.

Comets, Ghosts and Sunburned Hands: Uncut's Guide To The New Psychedelic Outlaws Track Listing:

1. Entrance - Grim Reaper Blues
2. Oakley Hall - Hiway
3. Comets On Fire - Sour Smoke
4. Six Organs Of Admittance - The Desert Is A Circle (available on The Sun Awakens) Uncut: "the twanging ambience of a spaghetti western".
5. Citay - Seasons Don't Fear The Year
6. Black Mountain - Druganaut (available on Black Mountain) Uncut: "lascivious slab of Sabbath funk."
7. Howlin' Rain - The Hanging Heart
8. PG Six - The Dance (from Slightly Sorry, which will be released in the U.K. on February 12th) Uncut: "a gorgeous, discreetly tough ballad that could have wafted out of Topanga Canyon in 1970."
9. Ghost - Water Door Yellow Gate (from In Stormy Nights, which will be released in the U.K. on January 22nd) Uncut... discusses the track "Garecki No Toshi", also from In Stormy Nights. Oops. That one is dubbed "martial music designed to soundtrack a world at war, but also suggesting a rioutous psychedelic remake of Braveheart." Uncut also notes that the Japanese group won't tour the States until George Bush is no longer President.
10. Dead Meadow - Indian Bones
11. Wooden Wand - Portrait In The Clouds
12. Sunburned Hand Of The Man - Adult Costume
13. Jackie-O-Motherfucker - Hey Mr Sky

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

It's A Very Billy Idol Christmas

Four Christmas songs:

- a Billy Idol song that sounds like it was recorded at a mall with backing music the manager assured Idol was "cool".

- a Beat Happening entry in the anti-Christmas category.

- a Kenny G medley. Wait, make that: a Kenny G medley!!

- ...and a classic tune, sung by Chris Isaak.

Billy Idol - Here Comes Santa Claus (available on Happy Holidays)

Beat Happening - Christmas (available on Beat Happening)

Kenny G - We Three Kings/Carol Of The Bells (available on The Greatest Holiday Classics)

Chris Isaak - White Christmas (available on Christmas)

Monday, December 11, 2006

NME CD: Transgressive Records Sampler

Picked up the December 2nd issue of NME yesterday, weirdly late. I'd passed up getting it when I only saw it without the CD, but ta-da...

So I picked up the issue - with Carl Barât on the cover - the image is mysteriously absent from NME's covers archive, but here's what the CD cover looks like:



The disc is devoted to advertising one record label - Transgressive Records. And it's but one in a series. NME wants readers to think of each "NME Presents" disc as an "Independent Thinking" CD. Each of the labels may be independent, but what's independent about a magazine turning over the production of their compilations to record labels? Will Transgressive feel obliged to send its artists to NME for "exclusive" interviews? Will they place more ads in NME than a young independent label should? On the other hand, if they're doing as well as NME suggests they are in the liner notes, why couldn't they pay to place this compilation in a magazine and label it as advertising?

"Independent Thinking" isn't the perfect description for Transgressive itself either. The label is under contract to find acts for Warner Music or their subsidiaries. Every two years, Transgressive must find Warner Music two acts. That's not very independent. Battle (who is on the NME disc) and Larrikin Love are the first two acts.

Not every independent record label acts as a scout for a major record label. That offers bands a lot of convenience. You know that they're thinking of you as a potential major label artist, and will be careful to position you that way.

NME and the Transgressive artists they quote say a lot of sunny things about the label in the disc's liner notes, and maybe it is a great label. It's hard to know how much credence to place in their words because the CD is essentially a promotional device. So of course it's all one-sided and extremely positive. It's really shortsighted and foolish to not disclose the deal with Warner, though. In a way, makes sense, because it would expose the oddness of the "Independent Thinking" angle. To not mention it and let the company explain the deal makes NME and Transgressive both seem deceptive.

NME says the company is "run on two computers and fuelled by enthusiasm". They quote Transgressive's Toby L. saying they could have had "gold houses" if they'd accepted some of the "shocking large names" they turned down "but we don't want to live with guilt throughout our lives, we'd much rather try to subvert the system." All of this seems misleading, even if somehow it isn't. The appearance of shadiness is a problem. I don't know what to believe. I'm disappointed in NME.

All that said, since NME and Transgressive are eager to promote the label, and I think the vast majority of copies in the U.S. are off the shelves and all should be long-gone in the U.K. (heck if I know about elsewhere), I'm posting a lot of songs from the CD.

NME Presents: Transgressive Records Track Listing:

1. The Young Knives - Weekends and Bleak Days (Hot Summer) (Available on Voices of Animals And Men) Why is this on a December compilation? See, NME, this is what happens when you turn over control to outsiders. I wonder if a Christmas song will appear in mid-January. It's madness!
2. Jeremy Warmsley - I Believe In The Way You Move
3. Battle - Tendency (Available on the mini-LP Back to Earth) Catchy, sure. Whatever, major label band.
4. Foals - The French Open (Demo)
5. Ladyfuzz - Kerfuffle (Available on Kerfuffle) Nifty patchwork of a song. With sing-song "Ba ba ba ba"s, twangy violins, lyrics about how "you know it's time to die"... and handclaps!
6. The Noisettes - IWE
7. Polytechnic - PEP A bit like The Go! Team. Fun and, well, peppy. With handclaps!
8. Mechanical Bride - Poor Boy Breathy, musing female vocals accompanied by piano.
9. Johnny Flynn - Tickle Me Pink (Demo) (Interesting lyrics...)
10. Regina Spektor - Carbon Monoxide
11. The Subways - 1am (Transgressive Single Version) (Available on Transgressive Singles Collection: Volume 1) Hey, another song about needing another heart - Flynn, needs one too. There might be more... This one clocks in at 1:52, possibly because they had little time to rock what with the need to search for that heart. Cute rock song.
12. Mystery Jets - Zoo Time (Transgressive Single Version)
13. Burningpilot - Can't Kid A Kidder (Available on Transgressive Singles Collection: Volume 1) Very 80s new wave reminiscent synthpop.
14. The Young Knives - Kids In America Good Simon and Garfunkel cover (kidding.).

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Not Last Year's Man: Cohen Albums To Be Reissued In 2007



Leonard Cohen's back catalog will be reissued next year, starting logically enough with his first three albums, which will land in stores on March 27.

Songs of Leonard Cohen (1968), Songs From a Room (1969), and Songs Of Love And Hate (1971) will each in a "deluxe digipak" containing bonus tracks.

The Songs of Leonard Cohen Track Listing:

1. Suzanne
2. Master Song
3. Winter Lady
4. The Stranger Song
5. Sisters Of Mercy
6. So Long, Marianne
7. Hey, That's No Way To Say Goodbye
8. Stories Of The Street
9. Teachers
10. One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong

Songs of Love and Hate Track Listing:

1. Avalanche
2. Last Year's Man
3. Dress Rehearsal Rag
4. Diamonds In The Mine
5. Love Calls You By Your Name
6. Famous Blue Raincoat
7. Sing Another Song, Boys
8. Joan Of Arc

Songs From a Room Track Listing:

1. Bird On The Wire
2. Story Of Issac
3. A Bunch Of Lonesome Heroes
4. The Partisan
5. Seems So Long Ago, Nancy
6. The Old Revolution
7. The Butcher Listen
8. You Know Who I Am
9. Lady Midnight
10. Tonight Will Be Fine

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Ben Kweller Concerts, Photos

Ben Kweller is playing a couple of shows in New York next week, and a plethora of shows in Australia next April, including two newly-announced headlining shows, for which tickets go on sale today.

The first New York concert is a December 13 (((artists den))) show with Hotel Lights, though if you don't already have tickets, you're likely out of luck.

The second is a December 17 "Hanukkah With BK and Matisyahu" gig in New York City at Hammerstein Ballroom. Kweller is supporting Matisyahu. Kweller advises that BK's set is scheduled to begin at 6:30, so if you're going, you may want to get there early.

Ben Kweller's April Tour Dates:

Apr 1 - Perth - West Coast Blues Festival
Apr 3 - Adelaide - Entertainment Centre
Apr 5 - Byron Bay - East Coast Blues Festival
Apr 6 - Sydney - The Great Escape
Apr 7 - Melbourne - Vodaphone Arena
Apr 10 - Brisbane - Entertainment Centre
Apr 12 - Sydney - Entertainment Centre
Apr 13 - Sydney - Gaelic Club
Apr 14 - Melbourne - Corner Hotel

Photographs taken during the recording of Ben Kweller, his latest album, and during his Summer 2004 tour, will be included in photographer Elizabeth Weinberg's first solo show at Sugar Gallery in Portland, Oregon January 4th-30th. The opening coincides with Portland's First Thursday Art Walk.

Ben Kweller - Different But The Same (available on On My Way)

Friday, December 08, 2006

The Organ Will Play No More



Canadian mope-rockers The Organ have called it quits after five years. They made the announcement yesterday on their website, saying simply: "We are sad to announce that we're breaking up. We want to thank our friends, fans, and family for all the support you gave to us. Thank you. Shelby, Jenny, Katie, Debora, and Shmoo."

The Organ's organist Jenny Smyth spoke with CBC Radio 3 today and declined to discuss the reasons for the breakup. "Basically, we're going to keep it all private; it's kind of a sensitive subject," Smyth said. She did say Katie Sketch having moved from Vancouver, where the rest of the group still lives, was not a factor. "There were seriously a lot of reasons," Smyth told Radio 3's Grant Lawrence. "It's something that didn't come easily, that's for sure." Smyth revealed that any new recordings The Organ may have will not be released.

The Organ - Basement Band Song (available on Grab That Gun)

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Four Swell Songs

One foreign language song, one 1980s song (the others are from this year), one alt-country song, and one instrumental song. And not in that order, just to confuse you. Hah!

Cracker - Fluffy Lucy (from Greenland) Moody, gentle, musing, alt-country.

OMD - Radio Waves (from Dazzle Ships, from 1983) The music bursts with synthpop joy and life. The lyrics present radio as a way people can connect with others from far-off places, regardless of the isolationist views of political leaders on either side of those radio waves. The song's messages will always be relevant. While the lyrics may be viewed as anti-establishment, the song is fun and doesn't feel heavy-handed, as many political songs do.

Prototypes - Gentleman (from Prototypes) Fun French dance/synthpop.

Liars - It's All Blooming Now Mt. Heart Attack (from Drum's Not Dead) Beautiful yet foreboding. Neither quiet nor noisy, gentle nor harsh. I just love it.

When I saw that Liars' Julian Gross made a video for this clip (included on the DVD that comes with the deluxe edition of Drum's Not Dead), I was concerned about whether I'd like it. I really like the song. Fortunately, it's both weird and nifty. The very end is cut off, possibly because of how it blends into the next video.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

OMD Announces Architecture & Morality Tour

OMD have announced an "Architecture & Morality" tour in support of the late April release of a remastered version of their 1981 album Architecture & Morality packaged with a DVD of a 1981 Drury Lane Theatre concert. So far, only European gigs have been announced. They're playing a slew of Night Of The Proms concerts, with orchestral backing, this month.

OMD - Souvenir (from Architecture & Morality)

OMD - Pretending To See The Future (from their first album Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark, released in 1980)

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

"Adopt A Codger" Music



December's issue of The Word magazine lists over two dozen examples of music made as the result of "Adopt A Codger" partnerships. As The Word sees it, in these relationships, "starstruck pop youngsters reactivate a certified ledge" (i.e. a legend).

Some of the partnerships they mention make sense according to this definition, like Art Of Noise and Tom Jones' cover of Prince's "Kiss", which played a large part in propelling his career resurgence. Seemingly taking no chances, he's kept recording covers with other artists.

Space (Feat. Tom Jones) - Sunny Afternoon (Kinks cover, available on Greatest Hits, Reload, etc.)

But some of the "codgers" were doing quite well pre-"adoption". If they didn't go away, how can they have a comeback? Conor Oberst didn't resurrect Emmylou Harris' career. Then again, The Word refers to their "2004 duet This Is Nowhere And It's Now" when Harris actually contributed vocals to three songs on I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning, none of which have that title (they are likely thinking of "We Are Nowhere And It's Now").

So I think The Word's list is a bit spotty, and it's not a full-fledged article so there's not much depth to it. If they really dug this codger music concept they could have gone for it a bit more. It might have been interesting to follow up each of the younger and elder artists and see how each of their careers are doing post-collaboration. Dead singers need not be excluded from that analysis. For instance, Forbes releases cheerful annual reports on the top-earning dead celebrities. (Sorry celebrities; when you shuffle off this mortal coil, you still won't escape the watchful eye of Forbes! Ever!)

Speaking of things you can't ever escape brings us to disco. The magazine mentions "Relight My Fire", a 1993 cover of a Dan Hartman disco song that Take That recorded with Lulu. It was her first #1 song, over 29 years after her first hit, "Shout" (which reached #7). It certainly propelled her comeback.

Take That (Feat. Lulu) - Relight My Fire (available on Everything Changes)

Not mentioned: Shirley Bassey's comeback on the heels of her 1998 collaboration with Propellerheads on "History Repeating". Propellerheads had planned a tour in support of their first album Decksandrumsandrockandroll (which includes "History Repeating"). Propellerhead Will White was suffering from an illness that required surgery, two weeks in the hospital, and a lengthy period of rest following the hospital stay. The illness forced the cancellation of the tour and took White temporarily out of the music game as he focused on his recovery.

Gifford relocated to the States, and White still lives in the U.K. They have tried to work on a second album online but White says that "really nothing beats being in the same space and the same room and being able to work on any music that we're feeling at that time." Fortunately, Gifford will soon be able to travel to the U.K. to work on, and ultimately record the album in a studio space in White's home. Last month White said "I'm getting to the point where I can almost start moving some studio equipment into the house." He has been renovating his house, a project that has taken some eight months.

Bassey's career got a big boost from the song. She's currently appearing in a Marks & Spencer ad, singing a Pink song. She has a new single out next month (you can listen to and order it now on her website. It's called "The Living Tree", which reminds me of a tree who loved a little boy very much.)

Propellerheads (Featuring Miss Shirley Bassey) - History Repeating (available on Decksandrumsandrockandroll)

The magazine also doesn't mention Nancy Sinatra, who cleverly enlisted the help of several younger colleagues, including Morrissey, in writing and recording a new album. The single, "Let Me Kiss You", written by and sung with Morrissey, reached #46 on the UK charts, and was her first hit in over 30 years. This year, a Nancy Sinatra greatest hits album became her first album on the UK charts in 30 years (it reached #73). Morrissey is old enough to count as a co-codger, and this might be why Nancy Sinatra was left off the list.

Nancy Sinatra and Morrissey - Let Me Kiss You (available on Live At Earl's Court)

Morrissey - Let Me Kiss You (Live) (available on Live At Earls Court. The studio version is a single and available on You Are The Quarry)

The whippersnappers do also generally benefit from these collaborations, and sometimes more than the "legend". The implied approval of a respected elder may help them gain musical credibility in the industry, expand their fanbase (to include fans of other genres as well as older people), and win Grammys.

The magazine mentions Bono's duets with Frank Sinatra ("I've Got You Under My Skin") and Pavarotti ("Miss Sarajevo"), and U2's "When Love Comes To Town", recorded with BB King. The older singers in such cases stand to gain name recognition (and hopefully an appearance of being hip) with a younger audience. Bono's image (in his own mind too, granted) also surely gained from these recordings.

Only, The Word thinks codgerhood starts in the 30s, so Bono himself became a codger many years ago. The mag cites a few instances of "Codgers Who've Been Codgered Themselves", and includes the Leftfield/John Lydon song, "Open Up", released when Lydon was 37. While I can see some humor in this (it might seem less amusing if I was 37 or older than that), 37 really isn't codgerville.

Michael Stipe is 46. He gets a mention (as the non-codger) for Patti Smith's guest vocals on R.E.M.'s "E-Bow The Letter", but what about his single this year with 29-year-old Chris Martin? He also sang on Placebo's "Broken Promise", from their latest album, Meds. It was released in many countries 9 days before the band's oldest member (drummer Steve Hewitt) turned 35, possibly entering codgerdom or a sort of gray zone. We just can't be sure.

Leftfield (Feat. John Lydon) - Open Up (available on Leftism)

Placebo (Feat. Michael Stipe) - Broken Promise (available on Meds)

Monday, December 04, 2006

Muse Announces Wembley Show, Shocks No One

Surprising no one, Muse today announced a June 16 Wembley Stadium concert.

The band recently played three nights at Wembley Arena. The announcement of their new gig was anticipated, and then it was leaked as confirmed before the band confirmed it. It was pre-confirmed.

The Stadium is still undergoing renovations, though "good progress is being made" according to its Chief Executive who has no reason to put a positive spin on events at the Stadium... okay, maybe he does. But Muse's Matt Bellamy presumably trusts him, and he's a big-time conspiracy theorist.

Tickets for the big show go on sale this Saturday, December 9 at 9:00 AM. Reportedly, 75,000 tickets will "be made available", though that could mean that's the number being printed.

Muse - Overdue (available on Showbiz)

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Japan Watch: Trendy Words Announced...

Jiyukokuminsha, a Japanese publisher, has produced its annual trendy words list.

"Ina Bauer" was named the trendiest word. It's a figure-skating move done by Olympic Gold medal winner Shizuka Arakawa.

Japan's other trendiest words this year include Hinkaku (dignity, from a popular book called The Dignity of a State), kakusa shakai (class-structured society) metabolic syndrome, and ero kakkoii (it's a combination used to connote both "erotic" and "cool". Somewhere, sometime, TLC are going to hear about this and want credit.)

In Japanese culinary news, "delectably white" foods are in these days.

In Japanese advertising news, barcodes are sometimes doubling as art.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Christmas Songs, Bad Sex, and Rube Goldberg

First, I mentioned picking up the latest KROQ Kevin & Bean Christmas album... a few tunes from it, and one from the 2003 disc:

She Wants Revenge - Hazy Shade Of Winter (Bangles cover, from Kevin & Bean's Super Christmas, KROQ's 2006 Christmas album. Edited to note the correction of the erudite xolondon that the song was first done by Simon & Garfunkel)

Jack's Mannequin - Lights and Buzz (also from Kevin & Bean's Super Christmas)

Cartel - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree (from Kevin & Bean's Super Christmas)

Rooney - Merry Christmas Everybody (from The Year They Recalled Santa Claus (As Told By Kevin & Bean), their 2003 Christmas album)

Next, Iain Hollingshead, a journalist and first-time author, won The Bad Sex In Fiction Award from The Literary Review a couple days ago. Hollingshead has written about the (dis)honor, which judges said was intended "to discourage him from further attempts".

The Guardian helpfully provides all the shortlisted bad sex excerpts.

And by adding a video of a Rube Goldberg device used to make a ramen dinner, this post has sex (albeit of the bad variety), rock and roll, and... food, and, well, Christmas. I'm posting this at, looks like 4:27, so no help there with a cheap drug joke...

Friday, December 01, 2006

The Word December Magazine/Now Hear This CD



An exclusive - actually, a world-exclusive interview with Tom Waits is the main cover story of the December issue of The Word. It's delightfully free of End-Of-The-Year Lists, possibly because someone on staff owns a calendar.

Instead, the magazine focuses on long interviews with Madness, King Creosote, and Status Quo, several short interviews, including one with Tenacious D, reviews aplenty, and assorted interesting features.

A roundup of celebrities who have whored themselves out to sell products includes a Diana Krall Rolex ad ("Knowing the rules makes her a schooled musician. BREAKING THE RULES makes her a jazz musician." Well, isn't that special? Only it's pretentious, arrogant stuff and nonsense.)

However, The Word gives a Samuel L. Jackson Barclay's commercial the nod as the "most pretentious advert history".

I hadn't heard about William Shatner's All-Bran campaign. Or maybe I forgot; it's hard to keep track of all his ads. Does he reject any offers?

George Clooney has done a lot of commercials, including a faux-wacky martini spot in which he plays a person whose issues - narcissism? alcoholism? - leave a presumably innocent woman, dog, and yacht in the hands of a calculating stranger. Hopefully, tragedy did not ensue.



Sonic Youth's Thurston Moore gives a preview of the sold-out Nightmare Before Christmas 2006 Festival he's curating, which starts December 8 at Butlins Minehead Resort in Somerset. Moore says, "I wanted to bring over a lot of bands I think are interesting who don't stand much chance of coming over there too much." In the line-up: The New Blockaders, who Moore calls "extremely influential in the realm of noise music." Dinosaur Jr and Sonic Youth are also playing.

In another feature, several people, including Sean Lennon, BBC anchor George Alagiah, and "subscriber of the month" Financial Times journalist Rebecca Bream give music, film, and book recommendations. Lennon calls it "embarrassing" that Citizen Kane is one of his favourites, to which I say hey. Lennon owns his film-geekdom, though, calling the flick "so seamlessly shot and expertly crafted. You can watch it 100 times and every time it's like a tapestry, to see the way things are connected in that movie." I hear him. I wouldn't want to watch it 100 times, but it's deeply wonderful. So beautifully directed. The mise-en-scè is brilliant; it tells a story, and continues to do so throughout the movie. It was so obviously the product of people who cared intensely about their work. The contrast with modern films is rather stark. Not every movie can, or should, aim for brilliance, but it seems like a lot of filmmakers aren't even aiming for mediocrity.

The Word's Now Hear This! disc this month rates much higher than mediocre. Eric Bibb contributes a great blues/folk track, and there are strong tracks from Lloyd Cole and Lucinda Williams, among others... such as the ones posted.


The Word: Now Hear This! Issue 46 (December 2006) Track Listing:


1. Eric Bibb - Tall Cotton
2. Lucinda Williams - Car Wheels On A Gravel Road
3. Lloyd Cole - Woman In A Bar
4. Ben Folds - In Between Days (available on Supersunnyspeedgraphic) Cover of the Cure song, driven in equal parts by piano and enthusiasm.
5. Beirut - Brandenburg (available on The Gulag Orkestar) Melancholy lyrics, beautifully sung, set to music inspired by Eastern European sounds. There are some mournful strings (including a mandolin), tambourines, horns, pretty much whatever they could find. Sounds really good though.
6. Joan As Police Woman - Anyone (available on Real Life) Alt-torch song.
7. Tom Rush - No Regrets
8. Bernard Fanning - Which Way Home
9. John Smith - Winter
10. The Radio Dept. - Pet Grief (available on Pet Grief) This is nineteen-eighty-what? "And if you need someone who doesn't talk back, I'll shut my mouth for you, anything you want me to." Rather than seeing that through modern eyes, as codependent, I'll see it through 80s eyes. He's a romantic John Cusackesque guy. Awww. Swedish guys. Their alt-pop songs are so sweet.
11. Ali Farka Touré - Erdi
12. Alela Diane - The Rifle
13. Little Axe - Same People
14. Loudon Wainwright III - Turkish Revelry
15. Damien Juado - I Am Still Here